The Wallpost Saga

The other day, my sister and I decided to have a wallpost war on Facebook. The chronological results:

July 20th, 7:38 AM: Chriss: A graffiti Wallpost. Text: YOU POSTED ON MY WALL! STAR!

STEVE
at 10:39am on July 20th, 2007
You got a Wall Post! Show it to people by setting it to B using +.

CHRISS
at 11:09am on July 20th, 2007

your wall is posted on!
It's super-effective!

STEVE
at 11:16am on July 20th, 2007

You found a Wall Post. Combine with a Green Herb?

CHRISS
at 11:29am on July 20th, 2007

WALL POST
GAINED THE LEAD

STEVE
at 11:31am on July 20th, 2007

Down, Up, Left, Right, Punch, Kick, Right, Right WALLPOST!

CHRISS
at 11:33am on July 20th, 2007

You enter the Dungeon of Dungeonness. It is dark. You see a WALLPOST.

>>GET YE WALLPOST
>>TURN YE SOUTH

STEVE

at 11:38am on July 20th, 2007

Greetings, Night Elf! As you know, dark forces have been gathering and possessing wallposts. In order to thwart them, we must get as many of our own wallposts out into Azeroth as possible. Do so, and you will be greatly rewarded.

QUEST OBJECTIVES
*Bring 5 WALLPOSTS back to Grul'Nak

REWARDS
[Keyboard of Posting]

CHRISS
at 11:42am on July 20th, 2007

Your Wall is under attack.
Your Wall is under attack.
Wall has been destroyed.

STEVE
at 11:44am on July 20th, 2007

WALLPOST...

you are the reincarnation of the great hero of time!

CHRISS
at 11:55am on July 20th, 2007

Leave Balamb Garden and enter the Wall Post?

>Yes
>No
>...

STEVE
at 12:04pm on July 20th, 2007

Wa-Wa-Wal-Wal-Wa-Wallpo-Wallpos-Wallpost has arrived.

CHRISS
at 12:10pm on July 20th, 2007

It looks like you are writing a wall post.
Would you like me to
-Change your spellcheck settings to "teh internte splling"
-Add this person as a friend
-Poke this person
-Get the hell away, paperclip

STEVE
at 12:15pm on July 20th, 2007

POST has evolved into WALLPOST!

Give WALLPOST a nickname?

Yes
No <

WALLPOST was deposited in BOX 7 of BILL'S PC.

CHRISS
at 12:19pm on July 20th, 2007

MELEE!
3...
2...
1...
WALLPOST!

STEVE
at 12:22pm on July 20th, 2007

CLOUD
______________
| Attack |
| Defend |
| Magic |
| Wallpost_____|



And that was the end of the Wallwar. I'm sure we'll have another one sometime soon, we really just ran out of videogame/technology references.

The videogames referenced here have been: Mario Party, Pokemon, Resident Evil, Halo, Street Fighter, Text Based RPGs, World of Warcraft, Warcraft/Starcraft, Final Fantasy 8, Final Fantasy 7, Super Smash Bros, and Microsoft Word.